Below are the 7 most recent journal entries recorded in tangle_foot's LiveJournal:

Saturday, January 8th, 2005
12:31 pm	Severus Says TITLE: Severus Says AUTHORS: Severus Snape (as written by StarryGazer and ShadowPhoenix) RATING: R at least. WARNINGS: Snape is insensitive and horrible. And also unapologetic. And this one gets tasteless, for which Starry and Phoenix apologize, and Snape (of course) does not. PAIRING: Multiple, mostly slash. DISCLAIMER: Belongs to J.K. Rowling, etc. NOTES: Starry and Phoenix are deeply saddened by the events in Sri Lanka and other areas hit by the tsunami, and also by the loss of Starry’s dog, Maverick. They were going to put a bit of money towards the tsunami victims (er, a bit more money, since we’d already donated some) in response to this week’s questions, but the unexpected costs associated with having Maverick cremated put a nix on that idea. SUMMARY: In which Snape snarks and snipes. “Now, bask in my abusive personality!”—Severus Snape. ( Read more... )</i></p>   (13 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, December 24th, 2004
2:53 pm	Severus Says, Christmas Eve TITLE: Severus Says, Christmas Eve AUTHORS: Severus Snape (as written by StarryGazer and ShadowPhoenix) RATING: A hard R, here. WARNINGS: If you think you can out-bastard Snape, think again. PAIRING: Multiple. Yes, and some of them are slash. I only mention this because some of you pitiable young innocents seem shocked by such things. DISCLAIMER: Belongs to J.K. Rowling, etc. BETA: The Pretty Gemsbok. He takes great offence at that, though. NOTES: In the future, I must ask you not to insult one another. That’s my job. Sod you all, and ESPECIALLY that one. You know who you are. And I don’t mean You-Know-Who you are, I just….oh, bugger it all. EVERYONE on their knees! SUMMARY: Well, there’s a bit of not-niceness in this column. There will probably continue to be not-niceness, so you are all officially on the ‘naughty’ list. Do keep an eye out for your misshapen lumps of coal, you aggravating little bastards. Have a horrendous Christmas, and an utterly despondent New Year.( Read more... )     (19 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, December 17th, 2004
9:58 am	Severus Says Three TITLE: Severus Says, Column Three AUTHORS: Severus Snape (as written by StarryGazer and ShadowPhoenix) RATING: This one might be an R. But that’s because you all are filthy buggers. WARNINGS: As always, Snape is a complete bastard. PAIRING: I refuse to answer that question, as it is against my religious upbringing. *snerk* DISCLAIMER: Belongs to J.K. Rowling, etc. BETA: Ummmm. Well. No one? SUMMARY: Third second column of Severus Says. You are all utter morons with puzzling obsessions. And you make me ill. ---Professor Snape.( Read more... )</font></em></h2> (19 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, December 10th, 2004
4:19 pm	Severus Says     TITLE: Severus Says AUTHORS: Severus Snape (as written by StarryGazer and ShadowPhoenix) RATING: This one probably reaches R in places. Maybe. WARNINGS: As always, Snape is a complete bastard. PAIRING: Go to Hades, you demonic sods! DISCLAIMER: Belongs to J.K. Rowling, etc. BETA: The Mighty Mighty Gemsbok NOTES: Severus would like to take this time to advise you all to get bent. Oh, yes…and one little order: EVERYONE on their knees! SUMMARY: This is the second column of Severus Says, where Snape slings slurs and slights you all. And for some odd reason, you seem to eat it up. Snape is perplexed by this, I’m sure. Keep writing!( Read more... )</i> (19 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, December 3rd, 2004
12:33 pm	Because I Said So TITLE: Severus Says AUTHORS:(somewhat)Canon Bastard!Severus Snape (as written by StarryGazer and ShadowPhoenix) RATING: RATING: PG-13…for now WARNINGS: Just because it isn’t graphic doesn’t mean Snape is even a little teeny bit nice. PAIRING: Mind your own *$%&@!ing business! DISCLAIMER: Belongs to JK Rowling etc. BETA: Gemsbok NOTES:  Bugger you all. Oh, yes…and one little order: EVERYONE on their knees! SUMMARY: The premier of “Severus Says,” in which you all are berated and belittled as you so thoroughly deserve. And RETURN MY PICTURES AT ONCE! I’m almost certain that even Muggles have laws about spying on people who are in their own…dungeons, doing…those sorts of things! ( Read more... ) </i> Current Mood: irritated (21 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, November 27th, 2004
2:37 pm	SEVERUS SAYS SEVERUS SAYS: An advice column, which will be advertised many places. As an introductory post, this will be the longest. We promise the rest will all be behind LJ cuts. FEATURING: Canon bastard!Snape...who might have a bit of a thing for the Boy Who Lived, but I wouldn't bring that up, if I were you. RATING: No idea, but we wouldn't let the grandkids read it. "Good afternoon. My name is Severus Snape. As a...'favor'...to a couple of...'friends' of mine, I've been instructed to invite you--" *interruptive muttering coming from off scene* "What do you mean, I need to be more POLITE? That was more courteous than anyone at Hogwarts has ever seen me! No, I am NOT going to 'cordially invite' anyone to write to me. And 'Severus Says' sounds like a talking Muggle's children's toy from the eighties! This is humiliating. Fine. FINE! You two just remember--one day, I shall get those pictures of Potter away from you, and rain terror and destruction down on BOTH your heads! You think you can blackmail Severus Snape? You just wait...." *clears throat* "As I was saying...You are all INVITED, in a less than cordial way, to write me at "Severus Says," where I will be starting a column in which I attempt to give you dunderheads useful advice on your personal difficulties. Perhaps. At any rate, you may comment on this posting, or send comments to "tangle_foot" at Live Journal--" ("Tanglefoot? My God, what is wrong with you horrible little Muggles? You're going to force me to write under the psuedonym of TANGLEFOOT? You disgust me.") *depressed sigh* "Or you may write to the lycos account, smug_tanglefoot@lycos.com. Feel free to ask me anything--about your OWN damn lives. I'm not telling you anything about the Boy Who Lived OR those pictures--that's no one's damn business and I'll thank you for not prying into my private affairs! Remember. 'Severus Says.' Because I know better than you do." ( Read more... ) Current Mood: snarky (17 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, September 19th, 2004
7:46 pm	...And Dagger Title: …And Dagger Pairing: HP/LM, other Death Eaters, HP/SS Disclaimer: I have to assume you know these really belong to J.K., who is undoubtedly not pleased that we borrow them to do dirty things like this. Author’s Notes: Thanks to my beta, ShadowPhoenix, for ruthlessly eradicating my overuse of the common comma. This is a dark little non-con written for no particular reason. It’s your typical ‘Voldemort has taken over, Harry-and-the-Death-Eaters’ type of thing. Mostly it’s Harry/Snape, in a gruesome sort of way.  Summary: Harry is captured by the Death Eaters and Snape takes his final 'turn.'               ( Read more... ) Current Mood: mellow (21 Comments |Comment on this)